Screenplay

Everyone would love that ‘girl next door’ scenario where you can sneak in anytime you want with a rather attractive hot woman. You have a little fun; you head home shortly after midnight.

Wherever you live, if there is an opportunity to seduce a neighbor, take it! For you young people, you have the best opportunities when you are in your student accommodation. You share the same hall with 100 other girls!

For you older men, you don’t walk right past your door every day, but I’m sure there’s one on your street that you can’t help but take a second look.

Picking up your neighbor is a warm approach in a way; you already have something in common, you share the same road name. It’s polite to meet your neighbors, so she should be more open to starting that initial conversation than a girl in a bar.

The challenge

Nevertheless,

Don’t think this is going to be a walk; she already knows more about you than you think. She saw you change in the front bedroom last week, and thinks you put a little too much around your waist. He also saw you wear those horrible boxers when you were taking out the trash late at night. I’m sure the list goes on.

Also, if you screw things up, you’ll be the talk of the street and seeing her suddenly becomes a very uncomfortable fact. There goes your invitation to the round of summer barbecue on the street at number four.

How to get it

If you get it, everything becomes ideal. It’s worth the risk of chasing her just because if she does, she has a potential Sunday night girl, a potential partner, and potentially a joint mortgage. And the reality is that the worst case scenario is that you make another friendly neighbor (which means an invitation to the house party in the summer, where you will meet all their good friends). I would rather avoid being unpleasant to you, as he will have to live by your side for many years.

Start by being the friendly neighbor who lives a great life. The polite thing to do is introduce yourself to new people on the street. Not enough people do, hence the reason no one really gets to know the people they live with today.

Keep the conversation short and close it after five to ten minutes of conversation. You don’t want to be drawn into the conversations of ‘what colors is each room going to paint’ and ‘how close are the local stores?’ That’s just a standard conversation the other neighbors would have had with her earlier in the day.

Let him know that you love meeting new neighbors and that he should hang out for a while and get to know each other. The thing to remember is that when people are new to an area / place / country / company, they are always much more open to meeting people. So she will be more than happy to come, and she will be glad for you to volunteer!

Many times I have approached girls who have moved to Bristol due to their work / lifestyle and didn’t know anyone yet, so they didn’t require much attention to get numbers because they are actually more anxious than you are. To meet new people!

Climbing

Plan for him to come in one night, preferably on the weekend, so he won’t have work the next day. Light the fire (or if you don’t have one, make it cozy) and grab a bottle of red wine.

Stay away from the boring conversation of being a homebuyer and talk in a fun way about yours and your life, background, hobbies, etc. Slowly but safely move into dates / relationships so she feels comfortable sharing personal information with you. But draw the line with this; do not start advising her on her love life because then you will become the best gay friend.

Make sure to drop a lot of small indicators that you see her in a different way than ‘just friends’ by saying things like ‘wow, you’re smart and cute at the same time!’

Remember to stick to the push and pull theory; Always follow up on statements of interest with a challenging question, sneak peek, or disqualifier.

The key point to picking up your neighbor is to let her know your intentions at some point. She may consider you to be a good neighbor when you try to catch her.

So initiate physical contact, shove her, shove her when she says something silly, and tickle her when she deserves it. Make sure you’re the only one to call the evening time, but say how much fun this has been and that she’s actually cooler than you bargained for.

Plan to do something again, but make sure it’s something out of your way. If she’s new to the area / city, then you can show her something really cool and unique about your hometown.

Always suggest your home to meet. Never suggest your home, because we use it as a great statement of interest. When she offers to come with her, that’s when you know you can go for closure.

Take her into town with you (and some friends if it makes you more comfortable) but don’t drink ridiculous amounts; you want to go home in good condition. I suggest you come back because you have this cool movie that you rented from Blockbuster the other day and you haven’t seen it yet.

Go back to yours (make sure it’s your home you’re going to) and sit her on the couch. Before even putting the movie on, ask “do you want to kiss me?” (Closing of the mysterious kiss). If she says yes or maybe, go ahead. Only if she says “no” do you respond by saying I didn’t say I couldn’t, it just seems like she has something on her mind. Continue straight to paste the film.

The ideal date

You’ve been to a few! My personal favorite is on the couch, a bottle of wine, and a movie because women open up more when it’s just you and them.

If the mood is right, they will start to feel very comfortable in your presence, but to achieve this, even the smallest things count, such as lighting, warmth, music, etc.

You have to take her out of the house and take her to a different place with her, although otherwise you will be ‘just a neighbor’. A Saturday night in a cool wine bar is a good move, but come back at 11pm for a movie.

Keeping it

Enjoy living independently for the moment; You live 10 meters away, so there’s no need to make dramatic life-changing moves to be with her.

Keep the relationship as it is as long as you enjoy it this way. Besides you, she will enjoy having her own home and living only a few yards down from you.

Let her come to your house more than you to hers; It is not a specialty, but it is a statement of authority. Introduce it to your friends and look forward to meeting yours.

Recommended routines

IOI – “I guess you’re not just a pretty face … I like smart girls!” If you say this, you will get what you have in mind. From their reaction, you can judge if you’ve done enough or if you’re not quite into the attraction yet.

To close – “I have this great movie that I want to see at home, we are going to cook some pasta and watch it, but leave at 2 in the morning because tomorrow I have a busy day.” This invites her back to hers, but stops him from feeling under pressure and knowing when his point of departure is.